Well, I’d be an apple. A wicked red, hard but nurturing. My skin –




Just kidding! It’s Song of the Moment, bitches!







Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler: because it’s been stuck in my head for several weeks now, and no matter how many times I listen to it I can’t stop being weirdly fascinated by something new. Unfortunately, or fortunately depending on your sense of humor, the video appears to be on crack. I love 80s videos and all, but I personally prefer to just listen to this song.